Make little things bother you. Don"t just let them, MAKE them.

Lose your perspective on things and keep it lost: don"t put first things first.

Get yourself a good worry, one about which you cannot do anything.

Be a perfectionist, which means not that you work hard to do your best, but that you condemn yourself and others for not achieving perfection.

Be right. Be always right. Be the only one who is always right, and be rigid in your rightness.

Don"t trust or believe people, or accept them at anything but their worst and weakest. Be suspicious. Insist that others always have hidden motives.

Always compare yourself unfavorably to others. This guarantees instant misery.

Take personally everything that happens to you.

Don"t give yourself wholeheartedly to anyone or anything.

Get rid of your sense of humor. Life is very serious and you should take yourself seriously.

Two words: self-pity and lots of it. The whole world is definitely against you.

Cultivate bad, addictive habits in yourself. Drink a lot. Smoke a lot. Eat a lot.

Go silent........ whenever someone sparks up a conversation that you don"t know about. Make sure to fidget, squirm, roll your eyes and bite your nails to the quick. Quickly change the subject at the first opportunity.

Always build yourself up at the expense of others. Say things like "I could"ve told you that."
You have the power to change other human beings.
All people other than yourself are broken and You can fix them since you have Godly power.
You can fix another person, but you can"t do squat about yourself.
Become irresistibly attracted to people who will never be there for you, on any level, ever....

Never say "I"m sorry."

Make sure you take things people say to you as an insult, and let them know it - especially if you know they didn"t mean it that way!

Remember every little wrong that has ever been done to you, real or imagined. Gather those bad feelings & put them in a bag - it will be a large and heavy package. Then drag that bag behind you everywhere you go for the rest of your life. It is your ticket to unhappiness and your proof of how right you are about everything!